On a flight from Sacramento, California to Minneapolis, Minnesota the flight crew had a mechanical problem. The only thing they could do was land in Minnesota and have a mechanic come investigate. The mechanic came and told them that the problem was a computer error and that he would be taking off with them. This was the first time the flight crew knew they were not on a normal flight. As soon as the pilot said “we are in Minnesota” they knew they were out of the loop.
The flight crew knew they were screwed. Sure, they could have gotten a mechanic to fix the problem, but they had no money or time to go to the airport. So they took off from the airport and headed to Minneapolis.
It’s been a while since I’ve been to Minnesota, but I do know that the flight crew was in Minneapolis. That’s also a big surprise since the flight crew was supposed to fly to Minneapolis the day before. But, I guess there’s not a lot of mystery about that. I guess they all just got together and decided to see what it’s like to live in the middle of the woods.
In fact, all the flight crews from the airports all decided to head to the Midwest to see what it was like. As it turns out Minneapolis was the perfect place to party. And, so was the airport. And, so was the party in Minneapolis. I have to admit I was a little surprised to see the flight crews all heading to Minneapolis, but I guess that is part of the fun. And, I guess that is part of the fun.
I’m not sure I want to know what happened to the flight crews though. I mean, they sure don’t have a lot of time to party. In fact, I’m pretty sure if they were all on the same planet the planet would be too crowded for them to hang out.
The plane I was on was carrying a bunch of pilots and passengers, and the pilots were sitting in their seats and talking about the plane, talking about the flight, and talking about the party. I’m sure they all were having a great time.
I don’t know, I just think it’s kind of weird that a plane would have any pilots on it. There’s just no need to carry on a conversation about the flight as if you were a passenger. I guess it doesn’t matter because it’s not really a discussion.
If you’re a fighter pilot, you can’t be a passenger. Fighter pilots have to be in the cockpit, where they can act as though they’re in the same control room as the rest of the flight. That’s a good thing, because it helps them avoid being pulled out of their seats during take-off and landing. Fighter pilots are also known to be quite good at piloting a plane in mid-air (and getting a little too cocky when they do).
Well, for example, they have a tendency to fly into trees, so it helps them survive a crash on a busy city street.
A fighter pilot’s life is pretty much like a fighter pilot, only on a much larger scale. Its not a good idea to fly them into trees, its not a good idea to fly them into buildings, and its not a good idea to fly them into the ocean. Fighter pilots also tend to be a bit of a flight risk and have to be very careful not to get sucked into a mid-air crash.
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